Antony Szmierek
DORK MAGAZINE PRESENTS
Antony Szmierek stops off in Birkenhead on Thursday 12th March 2026 as part of Dork Magazine’s Round The Houses Tour.
This tour sees Antony bringing his razor-sharp wordplay and dry northern charm to Future Yard – expect up-close chaos, lyrical precision and a full-on celebration of one of the UK’s most distinctive voices.
This date follow Antony’s debut album ‘Service Station at the End of the Universe’, released earlier this year – a record that turns late-night observations and everyday detours into something bright, bruised, and properly replayable.
These shows promise a different kind of celebration: no big festival stages, just a few hundred people in a room shouting the words back. It’s a victory lap that’s more like a pseudo-homecoming – the kind of gig where stories breathe, jokes land, and it all feels a bit like the start of something new again
General Sale Tickets available from 10am Friday 7th November.
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NAPOLI MEETS BIRKENHEAD
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- All our pizzas are vegetarian and vegan friendly, available by the slice or a full 16″ pizza
- Kitchen open 5-9pm on Fridays + Saturdays, plus all show days (open longer on all-day weekend events and festivals)
- Slice + A Pint deal available before 7pm on all show days
- View the full menu here
Get down early to take advantage of our amazing offers on pizza and drinks, and make sure you’re there to support the supports!
VENUE INFO
Future Yard is open every day from 10am – so you can stop by for a coffee or a pre-show drink in our bar area whenever you like. Our pizza kitchen is open on weekends and before every gig, 5-9pm.
The live room doors open at 7:30pm (this is separate from our bar area), and music starts shortly after. The bar is open after the show.
Dork Magazine presents
Round The Houses: Antony Szmierek
Thursday 12th March 2026
7:30pm doors
75 Argyle Street
Tickets £17 advance (+ booking fee)
Tickets available online in advance or in person at the Future Yard Box Office.
Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult. We cannot issue refunds to under 16s who are not accompanied by an adult.
Future Yard is a cashless venue – all payments are taken by contactless or chip and pin. Live curfew 11pm.
If you have any specific access requests, please read all of the details about accessibility at Future Yard here.